LMAO!! Omg, the end portion of the author/publisher's book warning has me DYING:
"Warning: Capture fantasy; dubious consent; anal play; M/f as well as one m/f/f/m scene; BDSM themes including caning, spanking, bondage, and needle play. Also contains one beginner Dom who is exploring sadism but is still working out how and when to stop.
That might be my favorite warning yet~